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This is boring, but the concept of a robot who's only function in life is to want to be alone in a small room with a single door, that gets +2.

FUCK OFF WORLD!

I was hoping it would be a box where if you touch it, it would clumsily hop and move away from you

This is a single time machine away from being a world-ending paradox.

It's a non talking verson of Marvin?

This is an example of 'The Ultimate Machine.' They've been around for years, and they all do the same thing.

All it wants is to conserve energy.