-1 because horsey wants a break. :(

Poor critter has no safe corner to relax in. No wonder she's overstressed.

And these dwarf horses are plagued with health problems.

Criminy. I wanted to kick those kids on her behalf, just because of the noise and level of ignorance. Her people really need to get her a safe spot to hide.

I JUST WANT TO EAT SOME GRASS IN PEACE, YOU COCKSUCKERS.

See, this is why horses are supposed to be big. So if people give them shit like this, they can kick their intestines out.

If MY ears can't take that cacophony for more than 13 seconds before wanting to blow my brains out... shit, at least I have built-in earplugs at the ends of my hands, and a pause button in this case.

Now she knows what Verne Troyer feels like.

Cute mule kicks, or the cutest mule kicks?

And now we see in full color the insidious dark side of little girls....

Thumbelina had her revenge when her friends the Clydesdales came and stomped all the kids into mush.