billy bob is great at birthday parties

I like that they actually used film for that.

WHAT?!

Billy Bob is great at EVERY PARTY.

Excellent use of the word britches.

Does he need an apprentice?

Damn, I didn't even know this thing got approved out of the hopper.

Kudos, me.

Now do "Sling Blade Runner"!

My mom has a creepy sexual fascination with Billy Bob Thornton and she's taking increasingly half-assed measures to hide it.