She went to pharmacy and there a man dressed a condom give her stolen condom.
STOLEN CONDOM! STOLEN CONDOM!
(lightning bolts)
But the spirits not be kind to condom theives (pron: teeves)
(woman screaming, covered with condoms)
Condom ghosts follow her. Will she find truth now? Touch money see da money history be made king of condoms dis torch do make dem golden girls raisin time run from the bleeding gums in sky! Hay!
(close up of woman screaming "In name of JESUS BEGONE CONDOM SPIRIT")
STOLEN CONDOM! STOLEN CONDOM!
A fine motion picture, complete with drama, jealousy, and a moral for our modern times. Starring Ken Odunukwe! Chioma Toplis! Bobmanuel Odokwu!