The smoke is most likely from the airbag. I speak from experience.

It took 25 seconds from time of impact until the "Breaking News: Car Accident..." banner went up.

Way to sit there blabbering instead of helping

how the fuck do you stand there narrating instead of immediately running to make sure everyone's ok?

this is why i don't watch tv news

That's what she gets for not looking.

"There's been a major accident out here!" Major? Nah. Accident. Yeah.