OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

But they're all Christian babies so its okay.

It would've been funny if they'd cut to a man shoving a rock wrapped in a blanket down his throat.

Unsurprisingly, eating babies elicits mild boredom from the Westboro Baptist Church congregation. They want something bigger.

wait when did Fred Phelps turn into Mr Costanza?

They've got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger!

mmm tasty

God old fashion crazy.

Apparently he once tried to catch flies with honey and a bear ate his mother.

Not to spoil the fun, but I'm pretty sure he's just referring to a story in II Kings where this supposedly happened. Of course, he's probably extrapolating some kind of bizarre literal warning.

Do I have to eat my babies? I mean I will if I absolutely have to, but I was kind of hoping to avoid it.

I was born and raised in Topeka Kansas. I am numb to this.

HOW IS BABBY ATEN?

Louie Theroux Shows up in all the wrong places. I think somewhere in the MOD there are tracking stations just for him. Someone eats a baby- there he is. Someone holds a hitler watersports event- he's the guest judge. What are you up to Mr Theroux?