I love Asians.

They taste like chicken.

Shazam!

His Chow Yun Fat was pretty mediocre.

I didn't see Ming the Merciless.

His Sub-Zero was just phoning it in, at best.

That bastard cheated. He recycled a few names. Like Chumphorn Thapphithak and Pornpimol Chookanthong.

His Sean Connery was eerily accurate though.

At first, I thought it was really stupid. Then, he kinda grew on me. Then, I thought he was kinda hot and I'd like to date him. Then I noticed my wine glass was empty again.

And he's thai. Wooo!

Did not see that coming.

Now bear in mind, some of these are foreign films.

From asia.

Because I'm asian.

Ausgezeichnet. The Winekone impersona was dead accurate.

ALL ROOK SAME.

+ 1 star for the Ricky Steamboat impersonation.
Yet I hate it when Asians get smug about being Asian. You've been oppressed but on a far lower level than blacks, get over it. You won't get pity from anyone. You'll just continue to be type casted as ninjas and nerds.

I was bored and unamused until he did Toshiro Mifune, anything that makes me laugh so hard I spit on the screen gets 5 stars.

Just like Seiji Ozawa!

Had me at Toshiro Mifune.

Lee Van Cleef got me.

Had me at Ernie Reyes Jr.

HALF OF TIGER WOODS

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