FAKE!!!

DUPE!!!

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Bauchschmerze!

Ich bin das Baby! Sie müssen mich lieben!

WHY IS THIS BITCH FEEDING HER JUNK FOOD? There is a case if there ever was one for the state to step in and confiscate the fat girl. Put her on a diet of raw fruits and vegetables.

best part is the dub in of a girl yelling and maniacally laughing while Jessica eats the final meal shown, especially because when the camera pans to the TRUE ROUNDEST OBJECT IN THE WORLD she's too fucking busy stuffing her face to be making any sounds, besides (I imagine) the unsettling wheeze of her respiratory system fighting valiantly to do its job.

I'm not sure how you could do that to your kid without doing it on purpose.

CERN CAN'T posibly make anything with half the density this child has, I'm not worried about doomsday anymore.

The Face of Bo has come into the world. Let all rejoice!

Obituaries for August 8, 2008:

All of the above commenters eaten by fat girl. Details at 6!

What you call fattest, I call ugliest.

Bordering on what?!

she was about to get SO zinged by that doctor dude.

The only 7 year old with titties, a pedophiles worst nightmare.

Ick.

Augustus Gloop?