Oh fuck you Olympics are badass.

Some of these stars are for you.

forgot to mention, i was house sitting for them when this happened, because the IOC advises families to have someone at their house since the whole world knows you're gone for two weeks.

i was screaming and cheering like a 12 year old girl when they won gold.
i embarrassed myself.

Neither does "SamueltehG33k - SPEAK OUT AGAINST ACTA NOW" or like everything else you've fived I mean seriously are you really going to be anal retentive about something on POETV not mattering

She fell on her ass and hurt herself, but ended up beating the world anyway. What have you done to inspire people?

Pssst-- in the end everybody dies! Nothing matters! DESPAIR!!!

Were you beat up by gymnasts in high school?

Mathematically it didn't matter because the US team would've won the gold if she hadn't made the second vault.

Mathematically it didn't matter because a gold medal isn't really worth that much when you try to pawn it.