"...The voices in his head told him to go public..." "...I am not mentally ill, I am not a false prophet, like those who seek to kill me say I am..."

Local news in Vegas always leads with some sort of magic trick.

Prophet Yahweh, you have stolen my heart.

well, that is... something.

Semi-conclusive!

This will help him get through many a lonely night.

Hallelujah !

"Guess what, we called the air force base about something completely batshit insane, and they didn't return our call!! COVER UP!"!!"!!!"

This is the closest I've seen a paranoid schizophrenic come to being proven right. 5 stars for that.

Of course, it would have also been 5 stars if they'd seen nothing and the lead story was just a local news team exploiting a paranoid schizophrenic for entertainment value. It's really a win-win situation.

"Up next! I investigate the legitimacy of Wishing Well and Such!"

Oh, that was just Criss Angel fuckin' with him.

Praise the Lord!

Later, we'll talk to a man who claims he's Napoleon, and ask him why he invaded Russia--c'mon, Napoleon, that was crazy!

The reporter ends up quitting his job and becoming a dedicated follower.