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The Great Hippo - 2008-08-19

AN EVIL APPROACHES!
_________
| Ignore
| Negotiate
| Contain
|>Defeat


Xenocide - 2008-08-19

The King asks "Whilst thou capture Bin Laudin?"

Yes
No
>Stay in Iraq

"Oh, but thou must capture him!" says the King. "Whilst thou capture Bin Laudin?"

Yes
No
>Stay in Iraq


"Oh, but thou must capture him!" says the King. "Whilst thou capture Bin Laudin?"

Yes
No
>Stay in Iraq

FIVE YEARS LATER

"Oh, but thou must capture him!" says the King. "Whilst thou capture Bin Laudin?"


Billy Buttsex - 2008-08-19

That is an incredibly retarded question, HOWEVER, I agree with him: KICK ISLAM'S ASS.


The Great Hippo - 2008-08-19

I've actually met one or two fundamentalist Christians who say we should commit genocide on Islam in general. Their argument is that there's actual precedent for it in the Bible (ho boy, is there a lot of precedent for it in the Bible) and that Islam, as a culture, has never produced anything of merit.

My question is this: How will we kill the children? I'm thinking we drive ice-cream trucks through the neighborhood, invite them in the back, and gas 'em all at once.


Cleaner82 - 2008-08-19

The entire point of the question is conservative America's staunch no-thinking stance on these issues. So why start now? Just bomb the children like everybody else.


glasseye - 2008-08-19

Conservatism is the true evil. And yes, we should defeat it.


Cleaner82 - 2008-08-19

Inflated prices are true evil and we DEFEAT IT AT MENARDS!!!! SAVE BIG MONEY!


Sudan no1 - 2008-08-19

God allows evil to exist, but don't worry, McCain is going to defeat it.


The Great Hippo - 2008-08-19

Clear82, obviously you've never seen Grave of the Fireflies--children have a tendency to survive bombing campaigns and turn into dirty-faced orphans hellbent on toppling the GREAT SATAN. If we're going to get serious about the threat of Islam, we're going to have to get serious about annihilating every last one of these suicide bombers in the making.

Now, my ice-cream truck idea may not work. Ice cream is delicious, and thereby good, and my pastor told me that the people of Islam recoil from goodness like vampires from sunlight. So we'll have to think of something better.

Suggestions, Buttsex?


heyitslozeau - 2008-08-19

I'm confused as to how the bible has proof that Islam didnt produce anything of merit, especially since Islam was founded after Christianity and it would be impossible to have been in the bible.


NoCode - 2008-08-19

I'm no fan of Islam, but how is Osama bin Laden all of Islam, you dipshit?


baleen - 2008-08-19


Well I can answer that question NoCode. On television you never see muslims doing nice things, therefore Osama bin Laden represents all of Islam. Also my pastor sez that Islam is the devil's work and he said it said in the koran that women were inferior.


Billy Buttsex - 2008-08-19

Okay, so what's the solution according to all you pinkos? Obviously you're against annihilation (at least PARTIAL annihilation), so what do YOU propose?

It's pretty clear to everyone who studies Islam that it's incompatible with Western democracy... so how do you plan for us to avoid either complete war, or takeover through democratic shift? Keep in mind that the first people to go after establishment of Islamic rule will be the fags, whom they will kill.


Cleaner82 - 2008-08-20

Sawiiing and a miss.


The Great Hippo - 2008-08-20

Billy, Billy, Billy. We're on YOUR side, here! Genocide is clearly the only logical answer. I'm just asking: How are we gonna kill us all these Islamic babies? Hm, well, since the liberals seem so keen on abortion, maybe we could convert all those abortion clinics into baby-killing clinics. Ha! It's not like there'd be much of a difference...

Oh, wait! I've got an answer! Let's just kill all the parents and ship all these brats to Jesus Camp.

Huzzah! Problem solved! Beer and apple pies for everyone!


The Great Hippo - 2008-08-20

Better yet: BEER-SOAKED APPLE PIES!

Man we're just on a ROLL tonight with brilliant ideas!


Clever Name - 2008-08-20

The English translation is not as eloquent as the original Arabic, but let me quote from the Koran, itself: "In the long run, evil in the extreme will be the end of those who do evil. For that they rejected the signs of Allah and held them up to ridicule."

The face of terror is not the true faith of Islam. That's not what Islam is all about. Islam is peace. These terrorists don't represent peace. They represent evil and war.


TeenerTot - 2008-08-19

"Do you think the Bill of Rights is a GOOD thing...or a BAD thing?
...Take your time."

Actually, that's a quetion I'd like him to answer.


Camonk - 2008-08-19

"We are winning in Iraq. We are going to win in Iraq in a hundred years. Bill of rights. We'll stay in Iraq, where we've always been winning forever."


Smellvin - 2008-08-19

Senator McCain, if you had to choose between either saving a truck load of adorable kittens from barrelling over a cliff or a boatful of fluffy puppies from sinking, which would you choose?


Lurchi - 2008-08-19

LICK IT


Lurchi - 2008-08-19

Fat dude with a goatee and a sportcoat is the arbiter of all that is good and right?

Defeat evil! yeah! Kick hell's ass!

The future is not looking bright.


sheikurbouti - 2008-08-19

Sanctimonious Fat Arbiter (SFA) energy can neither be created nor distroyed. As soon as Tim Russert went away, this guy appeared.


takewithfood - 2008-08-19

I'm surprised he didn't use a lifeline to poll the audience.


minimalist - 2008-08-19

McCain shall succeed where God has failed.


The Great Hippo - 2008-08-19

God's CLEARLY not hard enough on terrorists. "Turn the other cheek"--more like BURN the other cheek, am I right?


Xenocide - 2008-08-19

John McCain makes a bold and gutsy stand: DO NOT HUG EVIL.


Hooper_X - 2008-08-19

The saddest part is that Obama gave a really thoughtful and reasoned response to the same question. Basically that you have to confront "evil," but you can't really 'destroy' it, and you have to be careful not to do even more evil in the name of doing good.

On the other hand I'M GONNA CATCH OSAMA.

McCain's so gonna win.


Stopheles - 2008-08-19

I was about to ask what Obama's response was. Now, having seen it on Youtube, I'm dismayed even more by McCain's retardedness.


IrishWhiskey - 2008-08-19

For ultimate cringe-inducement, the video should have the two answers back to back. One is the response of a nuanced leader, and the other a professional wrestler.


Cleaner82 - 2008-08-19

I can only say that in a giant room full of fucking morons, it's easy to think all of America is applauding, when there's at least a 5% chance they're not.


davinciclone - 2008-08-19

Here's one that does have them back-to back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2TaGxB1n-U


IrishWhiskey - 2008-08-19

"I will follow him to the gates of hell!"
- "So, does that mean you've changed your position about not sending any troops to Pakistan to get Bin Ladin, even if we had definite intel?"
"Oh no, Pakistan's a sovereign nation, I could never do that!"

His "gates of hell" is a ridiculous crotch-grabbing talking point. He's repeatedly talked about the unimportance of catching Bin Ladin in order to defend Bush.


zatojones - 2008-08-19

a cartoon answer from a cartoon candidate


StanleyPain - 2008-08-19

I think what McCain is saying here is that if something is going wrong, you must whip it.


Stog - 2008-08-19

How fitting. McCain keeps trying to give his past a slip, but it keeps coming back to haunt him.


StanleyPain - 2008-08-19

YOU MEAN HIS PAST OF BEING A POW HERO?? DO YOU MEAN THAT PAST? CUZ HE KICKED SOME ASS WHEN HE WAS A POW AND DEFEATED ALL THE well I guess he really didn't defeat anything in Vietnam and might be looking to even the score but BUT HE WAS A POW. DID YOU KNOW HE WAS A POW?


Stog - 2008-08-19

HE WAS A POW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'VE GOT IT

JOHN MCCAIN IS A SECRET BOOJI BOY


IrishWhiskey - 2008-08-19

One of the dumbest statements of the campaign resulted from this debate. Warren said how McCain was kept in a "cone of silence" while Obama was answering, so he couldn't get the questions in advance. Turns out that wasn't true, he was with his staff in his motorcade.

Whether McCain cheated isn't a big deal, but the campaign's response when asked by the media was comical, especially about a guy who cheated on his first wife:


“The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, A FORMER PRISONER OF WAR, cheated is outrageous”


Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-19

I now officially despise this man and wish him the undignified death of a senile old fool.


Cleaner82 - 2008-08-19

Hey, be nice. It was a shitty question.

And he's just a pandering coward.


Xenocide - 2008-08-19

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt if he agrees to make good on his vow to personally track down Bin Laudin by himself.


Camonk - 2008-08-19

Yeah just like OJ was gonna find the real killers. If McCain knows how to find bin Laden, why aren't we doing it already?


StanleyPain - 2008-08-19

Remember folks, the important thing to take home with you from this is that Pastor Rick Warren said that at this event, McCain would go second and would not be able to hear Obama's answers. Turns out McCain is so fundamentally dishonest that he showed up to this late and watched most of it on his way to the show. Warren lied to the public and said McCain had been kept aside in a green room without any TV when he knew he hadn't. The McCain campaign tried to dance around it saying he hadn't watched any of it on his way to the show, but in one of his answers, he references another of Warren's questions to Obama which he hadn't been asked yet. That says volumes about McCain, pretty much.


heyitslozeau - 2008-08-19

anyone have Obama's reaction?


dueserpenti - 2008-08-19

We're all fucked, aren't we? This is where America's at and we're fucked.


Cleaner82 - 2008-08-19

To an extent I have given up. I'll vote my way, and whatever bed America decides to make, she can fucking lie in it.


Hooper_X - 2008-08-29

Whatever happens, America will get the president she deserves.


charmlessman - 2008-08-19

Let's refilter that question.

Senator McCain, would you do the right thing or the wrong thing, and how would you make the right thing into narrow minded idiocy?


CornOnTheCabre - 2008-08-19

I was half expecting a "right?" after his initial answer. Also, lol at the pregnant stammer that comes after whenever he says the phrase "the troops will come home" no matter what words come after it.


Frank Rizzo - 2008-08-19

"John McCain fields the most retarded question in history"

5 stars for pure honesty in advertising


chumbucket - 2008-08-19

I choose "nip it at the bud"...Barney for prez!


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-08-19

"Now if you could just answer me this question...is democracy a GOOD thing...or a BAAAD thing?"

"Um...good thing!"

"I'm going to vote for you!"


ProfessorChaos - 2008-08-20

I want to see this edited into a game show question.


klingerbgoode - 2008-09-10

What


themilkshark - 2008-09-16

BLANKET BOMBING


soci-o-path - 2008-10-13

So, he only thinks they're evil if they hurt Americans ?


Lauritz Melchior - 2009-06-02

I somehow missed voting on this one.


ashtar. - 2009-08-05

The existence of true evil is incompatible with the existence of an omnipotent and omnibenevolent god. McCain just said he's an atheist.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-08-19

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