God, there are just way too many things to comment on here.

Also, I request a "women of loose virtue" tag to link with mine.

These fucking shows.

Does anyone else place a portion of the blame on Maury (and, ostensibly, daytime trash talk) for giving attention/literal whores a venue to gloat and perform?

On a side note, I like to think the addition of bacon was a deal-maker in the negotiation process.

The part at 2:35 looks and sounds like it came right out of an infomercial.

She isn't worth a cheese burger.

Listen girl I got these CHEESEburgers

Aw, white trash and hood trash bond. Maury is all about diversity.

"I watched her beat my 5 year old..."

"watched"

Wuh-evah. Wuh-evah. I do what I waaaant.

I'm also convinced that everyone on these shows has to attend a class instructing them how to act "properly."

You know, I am a third the size of any of those girls, and I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those little shorts in public. Maybe I should reevaluate how bad I think my legs really look.

I love how it never occurs to these people to ask these young girls if maybe the reason they are so fucked up is that they were raped a lot.

I was expecting cats.

"And when Zhenavia get's low on cash she thinks nothing of prostituting her body..."

awwwwww

"...to 50 year old guys...."

AWWWWWWWWW


"...for BLEEP!"

AWWWWAawwwaWWWWAWWWWW

instead of bringing home the bacon, she's eating it on the way forever known as "the bacon cheeseburger hoo-ah"

note the arm movement when she "activates" the crowd

I uh--I never asked for this. Fuck you for saying I did.

man, some girls just love to ho.