Who doens't know to shoot through the shield?

Bide your time!

I am old enough to remember the double - shot cheat, someone at school showed me.

HAVE YOUR THUMB READY. Thanks, boring announcer!

watching men handle their joysticks in the dark leaves me with a dirty, but tingly feeling

I found all these tactics by myself at age 8. Don't need a tournament player...

"Tournament-level players"? Like who?

Always remember to wear a nice suit when activating game cheats.

that isn't a bug

SHOOT THROUGH YOUR OWN BARRIERS!!!??? ARE YOU INSANE!!!???

"Nail The Mothership" kind of says it all...

How did people survive before Nintendo Power?