So the life bars don't show up unless you've been hit?

5 stars for that alone.

That granny shuffle gallop all the fighters do

ROUND ONE!

HA HA HA HA!

If I encountered someone who was willingly playing this game I'd laugh at them, too.

I was going to upload this too, it's time for a JAGUAR WEEK.

I don't care what they give as his backstory. Kimura's costume was created when the developer ran out of time with the textures. Which also explains why it looks like Jenny isn't wearing a shirt.

Still looks better than Rise of the Robots.

Pretty terrible, but the pinnacle of 90's fighting game failure has to be Tattoo Assassins.

Oh Atari, you'll never be Namco.

OH. OH. WHOA.

Few bad games tickle me as bad fighting games do.