It is simply a fact. Like the sun rising in the east and setting in the west... or the fact that a peanut is not a nut but in fact a LEGUME... it is a fact that I am a great lover...
"And to those of harsh and perverse spirit who dare to question my ability, and my nature as a lover and a being of love, to them, they shall be the first among many to be burnt up in the flames.. of my love."
.................... is he threatening to rape the haters?
I was thinking more the guy from King Missle (but with Down's syndrome).
5 stars for "two pieces of meat slapping and sliding against each other". Five more for the audible drool during "each and every inch of flesh that she has".
It works better if you imagine this as a voice suddenly coming form behind you while you're busy doing something at work, but you're too terrified to turn around.
Syd has more style. He could take this script, edit it for his own dialect, vernacular, and smoothness of tongue, and make it work, if given a day or two.
Also, Spikebravo is the best PoE-Red exhibit that has never been there. Would that fall under PoE-Red's YouTube forum?
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