Okay then.

I loved this episode of "Martial Law"

Ha ha ha, ho ho ho,

The laughing does this for me.

i'm scared

Tsai Ming Lang or Miang Liang Tsai or however you're supposed to say his name is an interesting director. If you have the patience to sit through slow, sweeping interpersonal dramas with very weird moments of comedy in them (for instance the stalker with a clock attached to his cock in What Time is it There?) you might really like him. I think he's one of the better directors coming out of China\Taiwan.

I loved the 60's....oh wait

Man it's extremely lucky that it rhymed in Chinese AND when it was translated to English! That's just incredibly lucky.

This is the kinda thing someone would play at the beginning of a TF2 map. I could just imagine the screams and explosions in the background