FRY BOT! I loved fry bot! It bothers me that a number of my brain cells are devoted to remembering 'fry bot', and I will never get them back.

I had the ice cream one, the burger one AND Fry-Bot. And fuck you if you mock me for playing with them as much as I did.

These stupid things were awesome. Thanks McDonald's.

Why the "Indiana Jones" font?

I remember actually liking these, during the transformers\gobots fad. It was one of their more clever child-dope pushings.

Red FryBot, how I loved thee. Then they dropped Changeables 2: Dino Boogaloo.

IN THE HANDS OF YOUR INNOCENT CHILDREN.

That line made it sound like a Fox News story. ARE CHANGING FOOD ROBOTS HYPNOTIZING YOUR KIDS INTO SUPPORTING THE ACLU?

These things waged an epic war against both the Decepticons AND the Autobots (and a number of GoBots) during my childhood.

As I recall, they later rehashed the a number of these (the ice-cream cone comes to mind) as a transforming food-to-dinosaur happy meal prize.

All of this could have only been induced by large quantities of weed.

Precursors to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

Robocakes sounds like a pet name you'd give a robot during post-coitus snuggling.

These were so fucking hard to open. Especially Robocakes.

Hooray Nostalgia! I had (and possibly still have in storage) Fry-bot and the shake/drink-bot.

These were from '88? I was eating happy meals when I was 2? No wonder I have such horrible eating habits now.

one of those brief periods where Happy Meals aren't advertising a major licensed property

I was first on my block to have my dogs ears blown back by robo-cakes!

I still have all of these and all of the dinosaur ones that came out later. Right now I think my little nephew has them, probably destroying any kind of value they might have to the 20th century cultural history museum that should be paying for my retirement.

IT CAME! in your happymeal!

It makes eating hazardous chemicals that much more fun! *cue adorable laughter*

I had a couple of these too.

OOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO

I just found a bunch of these in an old box, here's hoping they're worth a few bucks