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Desc:Invade everybody, sue China, kill all prisoners, take Cuba's sugar, bla bla bla etc etc.
Category:Military, Educational
Tags:moron, youngconservative, he just keeps going
Submitted:Quad9Damage
Date:08/24/08
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Comment count is 22
GiantAtomicFreak - 2008-08-24

So wait, America's killing Osama Bin Laden, all of his followers in Pakistan, then they're goin' invadin' down North Korea and Iran way but they have to just wait for Castro to die? Has the CIA ran out of joke cigars or something? Well, whatever the issue with that is I hope it gets sorted out soon so we can all get our hands on his tasty sugar.

-1 star for stopping himself short of "pudget butts".


StanleyPain - 2008-08-24

I'm glad someone else is on board with my "Invade Cuba" plan, realizing that all that sugar they're sitting on will guarantee us BILLIONS and BILLIONS in revenue!
Getting off foreign oil? Heh..we won't even have to worry about that once we conquer CUBA'S SUGAR!


Hugo Gorilla - 2008-08-24

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.


StanleyPain - 2008-08-24

Ghost stars for the obvious comment I completely fucking missed.

+ A BILLION GHOST STARS.


RomancingTrain - 2008-08-25

A billion ghost dongs for making the obvious joke before I could.

Ghooooost dooooongs, in your aaaaaass.


Diogenes - 2008-08-24

I like the crucifix in the background. It just gives the proper atmosphere to the video of the 13 year old kid talking about all the people that we should kill. We should kill alot of people, apparently.

Also: Where the fuck are his parents? Was he abandoned in a suburban house as a baby and raised by AM talk radio?


Thatcher Pennywhistle - 2008-08-24

The crucifix has recently replaced a picture that was on that wall for a very long time.


SpookyElectric - 2008-08-25

yes, thatcher, I was just wondering about that poster. I'm thinking it was an autographed Bello Nock.

this kid needs to spend some time on a battlefield (let's say 4 days, completely paralyzed, laying amidst a pile of festering corpses)


Deconvolution - 2008-08-24

America: Fuck Yeah!


Stog - 2008-08-24

I elect that we just nuke the fuck out of a few random Middle Eastern nations until the rest of them surrdender until everyone else decides to give us our money and turn their countries over to the U.S.

It would be called Operation Skidmark.


HarrietTubmanPI - 2008-08-24

I can't wait for reality to hit him one day.


dancingshadow - 2008-08-24

I feel bad for the hooker he's crying next to that day.


Cleaner82 - 2008-08-24

As long as he pays her his entire life will be a victimless crime.


dead_cat - 2008-08-30

Yeah, the drag scene he does in response to said collision with reality should be an absolute scream.


dancingshadow - 2008-08-24

This video is less funny and more sad. Too close to the ideologies of those in power.


facek - 2008-08-24

Didn't we do the same kind of shit, he is proposing to do in Pakistan, in Mexico when Poncho Villa was running around?


Brautwurst_Barbarian - 2008-08-24

JESUS CHRIST HIS LISP.

Also, "calling in the loans", I hope none of the countries we own do that since we are, you know, IN DEBT.


Quad9Damage - 2008-08-24

Bush has been president since this kid was 5 or so. It's not surprising that he turned out like this.

Also: "You're wasting the taxpayer's money, young pot smoker! To the gas chamber with you!"


robotkarateman - 2008-08-24

5 stars for wacky conservatism. -4 stars for predicting your own "controversy".


Stog - 2008-08-29

Can I hurt you? It'll only take five minutes.


RomancingTrain - 2008-08-25

We better hurry up and conquer all these countries before his 18th birthday so he won't ave to serve in any of these wars.


uekibachi - 2008-08-25

THE GEOGRAPHY BEE!


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