I think we know what that skull-and-cutlass flag implies -- evil butt pirates. Hell-bent on penetrating our society in the roughest, most ungentlemanly ways possible.

... wait a minute, is that narrator Wilford Brimley?

This is the faggiest goddamn thing I've ever seen.

On a related note, I just wanna let you guys know that if you take Manowar's Warriors of the World on vinyl and play it at 45RPM instead of 33, it sounds like disco. Connect the dots........

OK fellas. I go to the Grove regularly. Ive never been accosted by a gay porn star, heard of or taken part in any secret society gatherings, taken part in any strange ritual or sacrifice, or felt that the men up there are planning a new world order. Here's how I see it........
A bunch of dudes (albeit most of them have a lot of money unless theyre musicians, artists, performers, etc) get together that appreciate nature, theater, lectures (although the talks by politicians tend to be rather droll), music (live rehearsed and improv based shows), good food, and the comradery that abounds the redwoods.
I'm the kind of person thats usually down with conspiracy theories, but Alex Jones (the guy who made the video) is extraordinarily inaccurate here.

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When humans are being farmed for meat by the elite, you'll all wish you had listened to Alex Jones.