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Desc:A scottish hippo doesn't like the reviews for some kiddie vampire book
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Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2008-08-27
She shook her head slowly so her cheeks and chins wouldn't flap about.
Knuckles - 2008-08-27
I know fat people are well known for their prodigious farts, but this is just ridiculous.
Hugo Gorilla - 2008-08-27

mouser - 2008-08-27
^^ 5 for mister.

Keefu - 2009-03-04
5 for you.

jerrysp702 - 2009-04-27

HarrietTubmanPI - 2008-08-27
Put thick black glasses on her and she could be one of the Two Fat Ladies.

"The vampire novel can be quite the story
when cooking for all of these whigs and tories"
Teased Vagina - 2009-02-15
I know it's old, but these stars are yours

Cleaner82 - 2008-08-27
I didn't know any of these things about myself. I didn't even know I'd heard of this amazing book.
HarrietTubmanPI - 2008-08-27
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaazinnnnng bhhhoooooooooooooohhhhkkkkkkkkkkkk

baleen - 2008-08-27

The hair blow really pushed this into the stratosphere. Yuh huh, a yuh huh, OKAY?
Johnny Roastbeef - 2008-08-27
Yeah I'm talking to you. You who is watching this.
Nithing - 2008-08-27
Yeah that's Welsh or West Country.
Randroid - 2008-08-27
Richard Kiel's scholarly sister.
Lindner - 2008-08-27
... I liked the fact her father's best known part was silent. She should certainly follow in his footsteps.

Bruce182 - 2008-08-27
Amazing Book, AMAZING BOOROAR!!!
juiceboxtheeverliving - 2008-08-27

also, she just wants people in shitty books to be happy so she can vicariously live through them since, obviously by looking at her and hearing her pointless rant, she is a bulbous piece of shit devoid of happiness. she then fills her empty, soulless body with twinkies, double cheeseburgers, tubs of lard and other sugary/fatty/greasy bits of false happiness to cope with her endless pain
Dr Dim - 2008-08-27
So you're saying fat people on the internet could be involved in some form of escapism? That seems a little far fetched doesn't it?

"Not shit! Not boring!"

StanleyPain - 2008-08-27
The hum of the portal to the Otherverse she came from can be audibly heard.
APE_GOD - 2010-01-04
These are for you.

Hooker - 2008-08-27
Why is an Easter Island head angry with me? I've never said anything about Breaking Dawn.
The Townleybomb - 2008-08-27
-1 because I just don't have the slightest clue what the fuck she's going on about.
Xenocide - 2008-08-27
She cried for an hour and a half when it ended.
AgentOrange - 2008-08-27
She doesn't sound Scottish, but the language of mongoloid is universal so I guess it's ok.
DMKA - 2008-08-27
lol Europe
socialist_hentai - 2008-08-27
Lovely... i hope this turns into a series.
5 stars for "not a real one, a vampire one"
5 stars for almost making me google "Stephanie Meyer"
5 stars for reminding me i cried for 2 hours after the last episode of Voltron, but i was 5 at the time.

Also: ahhhmaahhiziiing booohhhhhhhck!
Cleaner82 - 2008-08-27
The only time I remember crying at a movie was when the cartoon shoe got dipped in Roger Rabbit. :-(

But I had to stop after a couple minutes, shit was going down!

NoCode - 2008-08-27
Hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhaefhklqrhjkshfdhjkfhdasjkfdkfhkdjaha h

there is nothing I hate more than Twilight fans, and this is why.


I would love to see the looks on all these semi-literate little cunts' faces when they realize that the town where this "sparkly vampire" story takes place basically consists of two hardware stores and several trailer parks. Lol!!!
simon666 - 2008-08-27

yes very clear, well done twat.

ps is this kelly osbourne?

Unsung - 2008-08-27
Is the cam sitting next to a radiator or something?
lieutenant halfabeef - 2008-08-27
I have to take away a star for recycling what Anne Rice did years ago.
Kibblesmith - 2008-08-27
fatatty - 2008-08-27
Elizabeth Hand of the Washington Post wrote, "Breaking Dawn has a childbirth sequence that may promote lifelong abstinence in sensitive types."

Let's hope so.
ashtar. - 2010-05-06
Hey! Elizabeth Hand!

MissLadyArtemis - 2012-09-01
Oh yes, if that is so, I will find a way to make all the kids in my world read that bit.

Brautwurst_Barbarian - 2008-08-27
The vampires can go outside during the day.

That alone makes it even more faggoty then even Ann Rice novels.
heyitslozeau - 2008-08-27
did anyone get far enough in for this mung to talk about how bad she wants a vampire baby?
robotkarateman - 2008-08-27
This is without a doubt Dawn French's funniest sketch ever.
Severian - 2008-08-27
DemoniusX weighs in:


fermun - 2008-08-27
Stay for the end.

"That book rocked! ........HMMMPH!!...... SELFISH PEOPLE! SELFISH, SELFISH PEOPLE!...... BYE!....... Oh, hi Rich!"
RomancingTrain - 2008-08-28
She keeps making the international sign for holding a sandwich and going "Unnnnnngh."
phalsebob - 2008-08-28
Quite terrifying when she grabs the camera and pulls you in toward her gaping maw. Is Stephanie Meyer some kind if fat related author? Did she write a book made from ham?
Mayberry Pancakes - 2008-08-28
Look at her YouTube profile page for bonus terror.
Vicious - 2008-09-05
commandocucumber - 2008-09-15
freezeframe at 4:09
if quasimodo existed, this is what he would look like.
kwash - 2009-11-24
I did, and you're right.

klingerbgoode - 2008-09-16
boy is she big!
klingerbgoode - 2008-09-16
she's probably just upset that she missed out on this fine offer

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/07/30/take-a-bite-out-of-the-tw ilight-chocolate-bar/

Jupiter - 2008-10-07
I thought you were good. But you're just a bunch of dirty birdies.

bopeton - 2008-12-09
Pie Boy - 2008-12-29
-this book is great

-this book is great
-this book is great
-this book is great
IloveHughLaurie - 2009-03-01
5 stars for her making points and then backing up her points with facts such as "yuh huh" . You don't get much better arguements than that!

Also "Go that way, one of these two ways" Totally reminds me of bugs bunny crossing his arms and pointing both ways and saying "He went thatta way"

Also for calling me an ungrateful little fuckwit.

Also for exactly what Pie Boy just said.

This just deserves 5 stars. Because, it deserves 5 stars because I'm right and if you don't think so you are an ungrateful little fuckwit, you selfish selfish people!
Bozo - 2009-05-04
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