I learned that to be a pop star, it's necessary to adjust your baseball hat to some new, awkward, gangsta angle every three seconds.

Also, it's important to not know that "coach" doesn't include business class.

I would consider it an acceptable price for around 200 other people to die if it meant that a plane crash killed Diddly poo or whatever the fuck. I hate this guy so bad.

Marketing managers and sales executives run this man's life. Real gangsta.

Pure fucking evil. This actually had me loathing this guy more than an oil oligarch.

Also, would you uneducated imbeciles quit blaming the Ay-rabs? Americans get most of their oil from the CANADIANS. Your a gallon helps pay for Canada's national health insurance.

Useless Air would have been a more appropriate airline choice.

We all feel for you Diddy.

YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO WORD WORD YALL GAS IS ALL CRAZY AND SHIT KNOW WHAT I'M SAYYYYING? DAYYYYMMMMNNNNN.

Can I have a record contract now?

Why is this so long? Ugh.

Here's to hoping the stars I just gave, fall from the sky and hit his plane.

I never thought we'd reach the day where has been pop stars have to fly on commercial airlines instead of on their own private jets. These are America's true treasures, why aren't we doing more to protect them from the horrors of having to fly first class on commercial jets?

Oh, shut the fuck up, Diddy.

"Your boy" who is rich enough to own his own jet really "feels" us. Yeah.