Don't forget, Palin also socked it to the Harper Valley PTA.

Yeah, and Russia loves her I mean what

SHE BROUGHT THE ICE RINK TO WASILLA

My dad used to work at KU's radio station (KJHK) with Steve Doocy. When I was about four, the station hosted Ian Dury and the Blockheads for a concert and interview, and my dad took me to the station to meet the guy who sang on a record that got a ton of play in my household, etc etc.

Doocy tried to block my father from bringing his kid (and his wife, my mom, btw) to the station, as he felt it was "not the place for them."

Dury ended up sidling right up to me and talking with me about music and his own little nippa'.

In conclusion: fuck Steve Doocy. Rumor has it that there's a dartboard in the KJHK office with his face on it.

I live near a hospital, does that make me a doctor?

Based on that logic, I'm a fucking horse whisperer on account of my living next door to a horse-farm.

I have international experience, I live in Michigan which is right next door to Canada.