Shortly thereafter, the elderly weatherman was shot into patchy clouds by the ejector seat he himself incorrectly sabotaged, mistaking it for the chair of head anchor Peter Perfect.
This dipshit cokehead here in Charlotte was fired though:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=3236
His 'poem' even said to watch another station if you wanted a forecast. (He may have already known he was being fired. He did some crazy shit, as weatherman and on some stupid after-the-news show.)