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Press them into this mold and then plop them on the grill...what??? The first half is like a compilation of phrases for separate ads, only its not. Part of me expected it to never end.
I'm starting to wonder what his qualifications actually are.
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Sounds like a water park. Or a gay club. Or both.
I can only imagine what the world would be like if this man starred in porn instead of infomercials. Horrifying.
Dramatizations continue to be the most hilarious part of infomertials.
I can do without the squishin' and squashin', but I kind of enjoy the flippin' and floppin'...
He always talks this way. I think it's his regular speaking tone. Imagine what it would sound like if he was yelling at you.
I want a device that makes everything you say turn into a Billy Mays dialogue. Then I want to see Billy Mays try to sell it and use it on TV. I bet a quantum singularity would form and the world would become AMAZING.
This was the missing introduction video on Metal Gear Solid 4.
It was supposed to air before "survivalist cooking"
The first half rhymed, but the second did not. That. Is. AWESOME.
this is some lazy shit right here. also, thank you billy for letting me know what i have permission to put on my sliders and how high i can stack them.
i love the retarded flipping
Interesting note, the Billy Burger was created by Billy Carter, not Billy Mays.