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kennydra - 2008-09-02

Press them into this mold and then plop them on the grill...what???

The first half is like a compilation of phrases for separate ads, only its not. Part of me expected it to never end.


cognitivedissonance - 2008-09-02

I'm starting to wonder what his qualifications actually are.


Frank Rizzo - 2008-09-03

mustache


Caminante Nocturno - 2008-09-02

Sounds like a water park. Or a gay club.

Or both.


Samisyosam - 2008-09-02

I can only imagine what the world would be like if this man starred in porn instead of infomercials.


Horrifying.


Hooker - 2008-09-02

Dramatizations continue to be the most hilarious part of infomertials.


wtf japan - 2008-09-02

I can do without the squishin' and squashin', but I kind of enjoy the flippin' and floppin'...


Chizmurder - 2008-09-02

He always talks this way. I think it's his regular speaking tone. Imagine what it would sound like if he was yelling at you.


baleen - 2008-09-02


I want a device that makes everything you say turn into a Billy Mays dialogue. Then I want to see Billy Mays try to sell it and use it on TV. I bet a quantum singularity would form and the world would become AMAZING.


fluffy - 2008-09-02

This was the missing introduction video on Metal Gear Solid 4.


fluffy - 2008-09-02

It was supposed to air before "survivalist cooking"


Camonk - 2008-09-02

The first half rhymed, but the second did not. That. Is. AWESOME.


heyitslozeau - 2008-09-02

this is some lazy shit right here.

also, thank you billy for letting me know what i have permission to put on my sliders and how high i can stack them.


Honest Abe - 2008-09-02

i love the retarded flipping


RomancingTrain - 2009-02-17

Interesting note, the Billy Burger was created by Billy Carter, not Billy Mays.


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