Her god played a nice little trick at the beginning of the GOP's convention. Here's to hoping he has another one up his sleeve for her speech tonight. Maybe the convention center will burst into flames.
Since Trigg was presumably named after a subject that he will never understand, Track needs a limp. However, I am sure that Track will be safe in IRAQ; he has a big old Jesus fish tattoo!
For the Hypothetical President Obama (HPO) to take away your guns he would need to force through a lot of very unpopular supreme court nominations. It won't happen. (I like guns too).
Put your Ruger in your right hand and your Glock in your left - breath deeply and sleep soundly. Everything's gonna be alright.