He reminds me a lot of this guy I used to chat with like ten years ago. He was awesome. All caps, everything misspelled, always seemed to be high, and I mean, this was before everybody was doing it. He always talked about how one day he was going to buy a van and drive to Amsterdam (from the States, mind you), and how everything in life was going to rock after that. He also talked about the blue people he saw on acid and how they always fuck with you and try to steal your stash and the only ways to kill them were holy water or stuffing them in the microwave and blowing them up. He talked about a great many things.

Now I have Jiggaboo Jones. The circle is complete.