I hate Ben Stein and I hate Sarah Palin. I don't know what to do!

I also don't know how to rate this.

Republicans everywhere are going through their own private hells right now. Thank you, John McCain.

Palin. Palin. Palin?

I'm not sure that Ben Stein counts as a MAJOR Republican conservative.

That is the sound of a thousand glittering stars.

Does he call his own beliefs 'backwater'?

More stars for Ben Stein sounding like he swallowed helium before doing the interview.

Ha ha! Henry Kissinger isn't a babysitter! Sarah Palin is a mom five times over, she doesn't even NEED a babysitter! Ben Stein, you're hilarious!

Win Ben Stein's Contempt

None of the scientists I talked to could explain the gravity that caused John McCain to select Palin as VP.

wait, television news turns to Ben Stein for commentary??? just bring in the big pool of sharks and a motorcycle!!

Fuck this guy. You can see the conflict within him:

I'm a fiscal old school Republican who sold his soul for tax cuts but... did it go this far? Wait, I fucked up... I didn't mean to say backwoods values out loud. I believe in intelligent design! There, that'll throw them off. Oh god, what did we do?

I was going to say that this is the sound of the GOP ripping apart at it's seams, but then I remembered a comment from another McCain video. It was along the lines of "This can't be this easy. SOMETHING SINISTER IS GOING ON!"

stein makes sense for once. 5 stars just for that