-1 for not including the dog on the supplies list.

No thank you.

If the shit had come out, I could have masturbated to this.

-1 for blue balls.

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP VVVVV

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN POST THIS

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-3 stars for no actual poop

Wow, this is one of those videos that from the description I can tell I shouldn't hit play. I won't rate it, though, as Frank seems to be enjoying it.

Listen, I like dogs as well as anyone, but maybe if you have to deep tissue massage its ass every time it has to shit, you should just do the kind thing and put it to sleep.

ENCOURAGE A BOWEL MOVEMENT AT A TIME OF YOUR CHOOSING

so, by this video demonstrating two "approved" techniques, doesn't this insinuate there were failed techniques...

...and people who must have sat around and conjured up various dog ass stroking techniques to attempt?

i'd give the "brainstorming session and failed techniques" video 5 stars.

Does it work for humans?

:( poor doggie

-1 for not playing "Express yourself" in the BG.