The best Father's Day gift is tickets to the Maury show and a card saying you have a "secret".

What the fuck?

Why? Why? WHY????

Her career as a journalist should be over. How could she think this was funny or acceptable?

I'm not so sure she could make much money working on Skid Row.

I want to gag that woman...with my penis.

holy fuck. How can I vote with negative stars?

why is he pretending to play the piano

The *ungh* *grunt* as she hauls herself off the piano made me pee a little.

God, please tell me she's drunk and high.

Every time I thought it couldn't get worse, it did.

Suddenly Maury's talk show looks like a solemn dignified affair.

oh my god i couldn't even finish

I wanna take her home with me.

what the...what the fuck was that?!!