"But you can't mock God!"

Followed by what is a puppet clearly mocking God.

TBN, finding new ways to scare the jesus out of children for twenty years.

Regarding the "what hell sounds like" tag: I picture Hell as sounding like a combination of the wailing from "4th floor collapses at Israel wedding" + this.

Is that... is that a monkey?

Christianity is officially folding in on itself.

It's either a spider or some sort of mutant slow loris.

TEEN GIRL SQUAD

Music and vocals by The Residents.

He's tied to that tree, singing to comfort himself while his captor searches his trunk for the razor blades and milk.

In a righteous world, the forest would be filled with these creatures.

More, please.

I like how they have to change every secular song into a God Squad anthem. I think on red there was a link to a music production company that did just that.