my god, this was fantastic.

Alas, this is a dupe, but one worth re-viewing. So, three stars.

maybe I'm just jaded by modern, storyless porn but why after five minutes of this movie has no one gotten naked?

Uh...all righty, then.

A million points for hitting a guy in the head with his transport. Nothing like getting bonked in the head with a ball that must smell like sweaty ass.

"Well have a sexy dame with great tits bounce up and down on a ball"
- "Great idea!"
"And we'll do it as she's wearing a burka-like tent, moving slowly in the distance across a brown field!"
- "....okay, lets back up and try again."

Worst transport ever, lol. Seen this a few times but comments/tags can make it worth a second watch.

production value of a porn film school test reel + using batman as porn vehicle = the biggest waste of .75 on Spice Channel ever

Her clit lights up when there's a call to the commissioner!

Soundtrack available on Rhino Records.

wow. i'm turned on

I just about ruptured something laughing around 1:18 in. Sounds like Lurleen done got herself a real high-class part-time superheroin' job.

You don't even get to start jerkin' it before you have to get up and change reels

if all porn were like this I'd be addicted

1) The term is "hippity-hop."

2) I fucking love the hippity-hop song.

Frank and Intimate were actually just the nicknames of the stars that night.

Way better than Batman Forever.

Not nearly enough stars.

THOU SHOULT NOT POST THINE BAT PUSSY CLIPS WITHOUT *MY* APPROVAL

So full of win, can't stop laughing

There's no actual sex in this movie, just Batpussy bouncing through the landscape for 2 hours. It's a fucking masterpiece.

I was going to upload this a few weeks ago, but then I searched and found that it was already on the site.

I'm glad to have been spared the sex scenes.

I want the soundtrack. Badly!

WOW, the searching montage

...seriously, my mouth dropped open and I drooled my vodka all over myself and almost spilled the drink in my hand all over the damn keyboard when batpussy came out of the outhouse on a ball. I don't know what the fuck just happened but I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I know a lot of you guys were talking about the soundtrack but if you put the Amen break behind that ball-hopping song then it's just another Chemical Brothers single.

"The Brown Bunny" is really just a poor remake of this movie.

Quickly, behind those trees! It's time for a BAThroom break!

{TINKLE!}

{SPLASH!}

Sublime.

I've seen the whole movie and I think it may really be the worst porn movie ever made. It really lives up to its reputation. The improvised trash talking is unbelievable, nobody actually successfully has any kind of sex, and nothing happens at all. Highly recommended.

Klito Bell (Batman on Planet Eros) is a worthy Italian successor to this, although the production values are much higher (although still virtually nonexistent).