|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-09-10 |
The "Tempting Fate" joke alone is worth five stars.
|StanleyPain - 2008-09-10 |
It's funny and I know that these aren't really "Serious" reviews, but damn did he drop the ball on about 1,000 other opportunities to slag this game.
|Ursa_minor - 2008-09-10 |
This game really was unbelievably awful.
|Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2008-09-10 |
The ad before everything was worth -1.
|glasseye - 2008-09-10 |
Another home run.
|Keefu - 2008-09-10 |
There's getting to be more ads than Yahtzee now.
|IrishWhiskey - 2008-09-10 |
First one of his I've five starred in a while. Even though the punchline was lame, and should have ended instead with "Baldur's Gait".
|CornOnTheCabre - 2008-09-10 |
ive never had more contempt for a game Ive only played the demo of.
besides maybe The Matrix Online
|thebaronsdoctor - 2008-09-10 |
Probably one of his best reviews in a while.
Also: Dammit, the ads at the end were actually longer than his review!
|RomancingTrain - 2008-09-10 |
Super Mario 64 was 12 years ago, how are game makers still fucking up cameras?
|Hooper_X - 2008-09-11 |
A solid 5, although I'm amazed that of the 10:27 runtime, less than 5:00 is actual content. Are you fucking kidding me?
|Xenocide - 2008-09-17 |
A great review, thanks to the game being a horrible mess. Seriously, 12 years in development and not once did someone think "HEY GUYS, MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SIT THROUGH THE SAME CUTSCENE EVERY TIME THEY DIE."
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