after googling Jeff Stryker, I think Mr Harrelson can safely hold the title of butt satisfier, while Mr Stryker can continue to hold the title of butt mutilator/colon asploder
At first a law was put into place though repealed in 1886 when it was proved satisfactory to the court that no butt in South Carolina could be completely sastified.
Yeah, this is now just a wacky intentional thing. A local insurance company has a similar campaign about how OTHER AGENCIES HAVE BIG BUTS THAT KEEP YOU FROM GETTING INSURED... BUT NOT US! WE LOVE YOUR BIG BUTS! OHO OHO SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?