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Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-09-12

stay tuned for part 3: Jaka's Story.


kiint - 2008-09-12

LOLOLOL ohh im such a geek


kingarthur - 2008-09-13

I hurt inside from getting that joke. Really I do.


CharlesSmith - 2008-09-22

There are worse references to recognize.


buttnutt - 2008-09-12

Abraham Lincoln wasn't a founding father


halon - 2008-09-12

The insinuation that "In God We Trust" it not a recent invention is so goddamn insidious.


takewithfood - 2008-09-12

It's been on coins for quite a while, but by the time it actually became the official motto of the USA, McCain was already 20.


Billy Buttsex - 2008-09-12

Mccain should have told those goofy wimmens that

a) he is not a wiccan president
b) he believes in the right to life because of our divine nature, as it's the foundation of any sort of human rights
and
c) judges didn't repeal any "pro-slavery" amendments

Good lord, this was a stupid interview.


The Great Hippo - 2008-09-12

Article 1, Section 2--the infamous 'three-fifths' part--was modified by another amendment (14th, I think). I'm not sure if it ever hit the Supreme Court, but the Constitution definitely acknowledged the existence of slavery (although it never used the word 'slavery', probably because it would seem a little jarring side-by-side with a guarantee of liberty for all men). The Supreme Court certainly did acknowledge slavery, and believed it to be wholly constitutional--going so far as to define slaves as property of their owners (Dred Scott vs Sandford, 1857).

Merely more evidence that the Constitution is a living document that sometimes needs to evolve.


TeenerTot - 2008-09-13

Billy, it seems we have a basic disagreement.

I do not believe we are divine. If we were divine, we wouldn't need a Constitution.
I believe in a "right to life," but you must proove to me that a zygote has any more independent life than the mole on my arm.
And why do so many people who espouse "right to life" find it so easy to also want to nuke whole countries of humans?


Samisyosam - 2008-09-12

McCain was trained in the art of being so damn generic that even most social scientists can't figure out what the hell he is saying or trying to say.

"What color do you like better- Green or Purple?"

"Well, you see... in my time in prison I was tortured for hours and hours and that gave me a certain insight into the world of colors. The taxpaying american doesn't need a leader that can say for certain that he cares for either color. My stance on politics is that politicians should stand for nothing."

"What do you think about Roe vs. Wade?"

"Well, I think it depends on the situation. I'm not going to say I care one way or another, but I might appoint a chief justice who cares one way or the other.... is he going to vote for or against? Who knows!"

"McCain, please tell us at least something about your standpoint on politics in general. Are you ready to shake up congress and do what's right for your country?"

"I plan on doing what's right for my country even if it means strangling kittens and then leaving them on the front porch of every american in this country. Actually, I don't really have to worry about that because my publicist does all of that stuff for me. To be honest, I'm just in it for the win. Does it look like I even care about poitics at all? I care about politics about as much as I care about my first wife's personality. Do you see her around these days? Fuck no. She just doesn't compare to a nice young pair of hooters. I wanna see some nice pink beautiful nipples attached to breasts that bounce and frolic underneath sweaters like a pair of elephant seals caught in a fisherman's net. It was my first wife's fault for getting in that car accident. Just like america. It's your fault if you fuck up and end up poor. We're not here to help you. You got pregnant from that time you got raped by your father? It's not my fault. Take it up with our pro-life supreme court. Let congress take care of it. It's not my job to take a standpoint on anything. I'm just in this for the backdoor money and all the success of winning. Life doesn't mean a thing unless you win."

"Well it was nice having you on the show McCain, would you like to add anything?"

"Yeah, I forgot to mention that my doctor only gave me 8 months to live. Not that it matters. I'm just in it for the election. Sarah Palin is totally competent to take over the country. If you can figure out how to raise 4 children and 2 grandchildren and get second place in a beauty pageant, you can certainly be president. Heck, all anybody ever learns about foreign policy you can find on wikipedia, right? She's got the glasses and the hair for the job. I hear she makes a mean moose pie too. Vote for me, dagnabbit!"


Billy Buttsex - 2008-09-12

I just wanted to let you know that I only read the first sentence, and then I ignored the rest of this.


Meerkat - 2008-09-12

Bravo.


simon666 - 2008-09-12

is this the same turd who wrote that previous novel on here? wtf


simon666 - 2008-09-12

i just checked his comment history, and in fact it is. fucking a.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-09-13

I just want you to know that Billy Buttsex read just one sentence of that and was so impressed he had to fap off at the thought of you.

Bravo.


kingarthur - 2008-09-13

Hey, if he/she writes like this, I'd read a novel.


HankFinch - 2008-09-13

I hate it when people talk about body langauge, but I couldn't help but wonder if they we're all told backstage to point their crossing legs towards McCain.


TeenerTot - 2008-09-13

maybe.
But I remember (i actually watched this when it aired) Whoopi and Joy exchanging "can you believe this guy?" glances back and forth.


chumbucket - 2008-09-13

more McCrud on this shit tv program? poetarded


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