Oh man, the voice actor had so much fun with this.

Sounds like characters in a David Firth animation.

His southern accent is crap but its funny anyway. It encouraged me to go to Condell's website. I had no idea he was a standup comedian with absolutely no formal education.

What is good about you?

Nnnnnnothinnnnnng!!!

The "hit by an AIDS truck" one was pretty good too.

WWJD? Apparently,he'd shove a Coke bottle up your ass.

"Why don't you just blast yourself?"

Why indeed.

Oh, shit! He knows Pat's house has windows. HOW COULD HE KNOW THAT.

Religion of peace.

AIDS truck