I want to point out that the wooshing noise the superheroes make when they land is, honest to god, someone saying "woooosh." I don't want anyone to miss that.

Also, the air conditioner matches his shirt.

Okay, so, in all three ads, the black guy (in this case, the one in the desert) is writhing around unceasingly.

Neurological disorder cleverly masked as enthusiasm? Cunning.

that guy just can't stop jittering

Too bad it wasn't a fire sale.

Are the superman outfits painted on?

whaaaaat

Men learning to get in touch with their bodies.

This is what superheroes who weren't good enough for the Justice League end up doing. Handing out air conditioner credit while the other guys are fighting to the death in Lex Luthor's space fortress.