However we have disproven the transitive theory of Norm, in that it is indeed possible to hate people who are telling stories about him.

He's a staunch Republican.

''On the November 16, 2000 episode of The View Macdonald said that he thought George W. Bush was "a decent man" and he called Bill Clinton a "murderer" (regarding the Vince Foster case). Macdonald later stated in Maxim magazine that he is completely apolitical, and that he was joking when he said Clinton "killed a guy". However, on the January 2, 2008 episode of The O'Reilly Factor, Macdonald stated that he is "very pro-life, but against the death penalty," his friend Artie Lange would soon afterwards confirm these opinions as sincere on The Howard Stern Show. Macdonald also revealed that he supports John McCain for president in the 2008 US Presidential Election.''

Wikipedia bullshit? Perhaps. but it's well-cited.

Anyway, I like Jim Breuer and I definitely like a bunch of guys getting together to talk shit about fucking Chris Kattan.

Norm and James Woods will be spared when the revolution comes.

I'm actually not a big fan of Norm. The only funny thing he's ever done is that thing on the roast of Bob Saget.

And if he supports McCain for president, then I definitely hate him. So... Fuck your science, apparently.

I'm uh. I'm torn on this one. Jim Breuer's voice is like Sarah Palin's... but Chris Kattan is worse so... you know what, four stars!

If that's all it takes to hate someone, you've lead a very fucking sheltered life and need to get out more.

agreed with Xiphias

plus apparently Norm isnt even an American citizen, meaning he cant vote, meaning thats an even stupider reason to hate him

I think we can all agree that Chris Kattan is just an enormous homosexual male (who likes homosex in his butt).

Or addiction, something like that