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According to Wikipedia, "Many specific phobias can be traced back to a specific triggering event".
One time she was making a sandwich and a cucmber accidently went up her ass. Three times.
"So we sent her to the Patterson Pickle Factory!"
WHAT
Stop rambling, woman!
Yeah someone needed to come out and giver her a reality check. "ITS A CUCUMBER SOAKED IN VINEGAR! YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT THEM, BUT GET OVER YOURSELF."
This will eventually completely ruin her sexual relationship with a zombie.
Either she's faking it, or Maury Povich is a bigger prick than I ever gave him credit for being.
They should've had a guy in a pickle costume hiding in the van. That would've screwed her up.
HEAD ON CURES PICKLE PHOBIA ON CONTACT
Pickles Pickles Pickles
The phrase "pickles are ruining my life" is an instant classic in any context.
I want her little monologue at :19 for my ringtone and then my message. In fact, I'm going to make it my message right now.
What a fucking cock. How about he ask the jews what they have against ovens next?
Quality television.
Do you hear them laughing? This man is an asshole.
Oh come on! Normally I have more empathy than the usual nethead, but just LOOK at this shit. I may feel bad for laughing, but I am laughing anyway.
In pickle girl's defense, those are really shitty looking pickles. Klaussen & Vlasic all the way.
Am I a bastard for lauching at this? Be rational, girl!
"Do you have nightmares about pickles?"
What the fuck
I would have hidden a pickle in her shoe.
I was kinda waiting for a shitload of pickles to drop on Maury & that chick as they walked back on stage. "Surprise!"
I am so fucking entertained. If I knew where she lived I would seriously haunt her. I would fucking put pickles everywhere. I would eventually just start chasing her around carrying one.