Put down your copy and grab a fire extinguisher you moron. What the hell is wrong with this guy? professionalism during a crisis is one thing but this is stupidity.
"And it today's news, CITY-FM's transmission booth caught on fire while a brave but stupid newsreader refused to do a damn thing about it. Now for the weather."
Any one reading the glorious leaders bi-hourly 30 minute statement of how glorious he. Seriously, if it came down to burning to death on air or telling Joseph Stalin that I didn't want to burn to death on air I'd choose the former.
Have you seen some of the other shit people do and there are videos of it on the internet? Sitting in a room carrying on while it's on fire is incredibly tame.