SPOILER ALERT!!!!

he falls, needs to be consoled and then sniffs the bottle.

There are several autographed Billy May head shots on the wall of the sushi place I go to. I think he sneaks them in and puts them up when no one is looking.

I would have given it 5 if he had broken his voice.

whooaaaa, we get to hear him not yelling.

Who knew Billy Mays was 3 feet tall?

shortly after this clip, they super-glued billy's knees to the ground to prevent him from falling over again. This man is a HERO and his deeds will NOT GO UNNOTICED BY ME

It even cleans terror sweat off.

How does he raise his voice when he gets angry? He's got nowhere to go.

hair grease did not drip into tub, success

I FELL INTADA TUB!!

5 stars for the sniff at the end.