Pure hipstrish whimsy. However, his accent really helps me not want to take his Pabst and dump it on his too-cool-for-school head. Maybe I used to hate hipsters more when I had to live amongst them in school, but I found him kind of likable.

You cannot convince me that his real house isn't made out of toilet paper rolls and hot glue.

It's dark in here and I'm scared.

It would've been lower, but the car door was ajar.

I made this car out of a magic trick my father taught me when I was a young boy.

Also: awesome reference to one of my favorite music videos ever.