I'm still vaguely disappointed, twenty years later, that Jazz's disguise was a goddamned honky.

It's smaller than a normal transformer, yet somehow requires more materials to make!

ME GRIMLOK!!

Optimus Prime don't need no tiny robots to help him. Fuck you, Hasbro.

I stopped collecting Transformers when the first Pretenders came out, and even though I was a pretty dumb kid, I still knew they were a retarded idea. The original Pretenders weren't even supposed to be tiny; they were giant humans and giant monsters, which would fool the enemy precisely, oh, zero percent of the time. Jesus.

I say again, suits just didn't know what we wanted out of Transformers.

I am not to afraid or ashamed to admit that I don't fucking get it.

Pretenders? Why? What? Who?

Also, wouldn't Bumblebee have been "Goldbug" at this time, and if so how could he be "back"?

So if Bumblebee is a robot dresses as a guy, why would he turn into a car too small for a guy to drive?

I don't remember Classic Bumblebee having a big ole honkin laser cannon strapped to his roof. But the Eee-vil Starscream sounded about right, so maybe it's just one of them things.

THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL STARSCREAM IS BACK, TOO!

But he's up against four good guys, one of whom is a freakin' dinosaur, so I think we're okay.