Voted up mostly for the description.

He's clearly trying to save his friend from that vile parasite!

You could tell he knew it was going to happen from the look on his face. He didn't even fight it. That's a broken dog.

You people should be ashamed of yourself.

I never dared to dream before, because I didn't think it was possible, but....Dogs in Lobster Costumes week?

SAM!

"Are you mad at us?"

Damn right he is.

Sam, no!

The look in the poor lobsterdogs eyes...

"Why? Why are you doing this? For all that is good and decent why?"

And the owners are all

"Hahahahaha! Suffferrrrrr!"

"Sam" and "Jackson" ?

Way to go you massive twats.

+5 for dog's ability rise above the humans.