Needs a "homoerotic hero worship" tag.

Alex Jones' face is to small for his head...

I like how they have inserted a Texas Ranger star under Norris' picture as if it was a real life qualification he has.

I like to imagine that they were making those exact faces while this conversation was going on.

Chuck wants Ron Paul to identify corrupt members of Congress so that he can choke them and put them in a pile. Ron Paul running on a pro firing squads platform or just Chuck Norris execution choking would get allot of votes.

...THAT'S what Alex Jones sounds like?

Oh man. Hahahhahahahhahhahahah. He sounds like he should be hosting a morning drive time radio show. "SEVEN FIFTEEN FIFTEEN MINUTES PAST THE HOUR FORTY FIVE MINUTES UNTIL EIGHT O'CLOCK THIS IS ALEX THE BEAR ON KBLX THE COUNTRY BADGER!"