That is a very confusing use of the word straight.

If only more people has this attitude, the world would be more peaceful and disgusting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_p9AbWQ2wc

Finally, an emoticon spells the truth.

;>~

While in jail, an acquaintance of mine told me that one of his cellmates told him "There's plenty of sex in prison" and that "if you want a boyfriend, you can get one."

Cringe.

Suck is life.

The tossed salad man has been misquoted!

for the next debate someone MUST have the audio of this play RIGHT AFTER the candidates get to each podium...man, what an epic moment of discomfort and laughs! We'll all forget about our hopeless economy thanks to this dude and his climate.

From now on, everyone must remember tossed salad man when politicians talk about climate change.

And when you're eating, ask yourself, do you really need that much jelly/syrup? Too much of either may negatively or positively affect the climate.