what a pathetic pissy little bitch, good luck in your new career flipping burgers buddy.

It's a rare moment when baseball becomes interesting. That guy probably has a 2-inch prick.

...even though it's the minors, they make more than I do for this crap. No idea why.

What kind of team name is "Tourists"?

NO PLEASE DEAR GOD NOT THE WATER ON HOME PLATE!

I love how everyone just stares at him like they're watching a giant toddler.

Believe it or not, baseball players, coaches, even other umps, think this stuff is really funny.

This man has single-handedly made baseball interesting.

Nothing can match Little League when it comes to world-class freakouts, but this is still good.