I think you must be doing the last one wrong.

Such carnal pleasures are beneath him.

oops sorry, Xbox360>PS3>masturbation>Wii
there, fixed.

Too late DWEEB

George Lucas killed my tomatoes.

George Lucas broke my inner sense of humanity.

George Lucas beat a nun to death on the steps of a church with a table leg?

George Lucas eats kittens.

George Lucas has a daughter that nobody's ever heard of, because he raped her to death as soon as she was born.

George Lucas made a bunch of nerds cry and took their money.

George Lucas had a good idea in the 70's and was able to make a good sci-fi adaptation of the classical fantasy quest but then decided that the only thing that would make this idea better was if everything was different and horrible.

George Lucas looked at a movie script and said "WHAT THIS NEEDS IS THE KID FROM TRANSFORMERS SWINGING THROUGH THE JUNGLE LIKE FUCKING TARZAN!"

George Lucas created Indiana Jones while on vacation shortly after the release of Star Wars. Since then, he's been fucking with us. Both for fun and profit.

Also for the rest of it

Oh hush up, you