What?

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What?

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Senile.

Any illusion he's not still stuck in that prison camp in Vietnam is gone.

Is this the part where he goes all "Tom Skerritt in Up In Smoke," somersaults over the podium, and leaps to his feet brandishing an M-60?

McCain: "The same standards of clarity and candor must now be applied to my opponent."
Obama: "Uh, alright then. John McCain has jumproped with President Papaya 95 percent of the Bismarck, North Dakota."

I think he's trying to send us a message through the iron curtain of the republican party.

Orville Redenbacher wants his old-fogeyness back

Oh shit, he's letting his real plans slip. We'd better contact Snake Plissken before it's too late.

The man's brain is fucked up.

HAHAHA, OMG HAILARIOUSNESS!

With enough legitimate criticisms, why harp on this kind of shit?

You know it's bad when Sarah Palin, SARAH FUCKING PALIN, has a "WTF?!?" look on her face.

I want bananas on my waffles!

First the "grow this government" thing, now this.

Spooky.

fake?

I dont think so!!!

The look on Palin's face...priceless.

"P-prisoners? Did he just say 'fellow prisoners'? Did anyone else notice? SHIT! I think they did."

What happens when the Cong start messing with his precious bodily fluids?

There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood... oh! Look at that one!

Oh, God, he thinks he's still in the prison camp, doesn't he? Someone must have told him he's running for Head Inmate or something, and the winner gets only one session of diamond-tipped drills boring into his nerve endings per day.