The only thing I admire about this game is that it's a true-to-roots, old school, hard as balls arcade game.

From Wikipedia: "One criticism was attributed towards the difficulty of the game, Jeff Gerstmann noted, 'Someone, somewhere is able to play the arcade version of this on one quarter. If you encounter him, do not take this gentleman up on his offer to give you a ride home! It will only end in tears, several years of forced servitude, and a shallow grave near mile marker 117.'"

I am getting this game. It looks like exactly the right kind of shitty, nostalgic fun.

I always like these, but this is one of the most outrageously shitty video players I've ever seen. Had to use IE to start it, and it took at least five times longer to load than it did to watch. Jesus Christ.

Greyhound has no qualms with exploding barrels.

I love this game because it's so goddamn cheesy and incredibly hard. I've actually learned how to deal with the chainsawing Samoans and I play the Baggage Claim level first for the motherfucking Turkey Toss.

Also: Trackpant Terrorist Squad.

I've got catch my flight, just keep the exploding barrel! Asshole!

Gamevideos: Click now, do something else for 20 minutes and watch later.

Video itself was funny, though.

Five stars for Turkey Toss

Five more for angry Samoans with chainsaws

Five more for yet another instance of "Have your grandma bring the car around"