Seems more like a Scientology send-up, but it's hardly so narrow. Also, Phil Collins makes so much more sense now.

According to the website, Tarvuists believe:

Tarvu is our Lord God
There are two universes
The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
We should all "be nice"
Men and women are equal (to each other)
Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
Octopuses are holy creatures
Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.

You know, that doesn't sound so bad. By being vague about the whole "Be nice to people" part, that means that you should always be better than the societal norm, meaning that there's no justification to be mean to someone because people were mean to them in the past.

And on top of that, I wasn't mean to octopi in the first place.